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Departying 

The act of leaving while a party is still raging. The prime example of departying is heading off to work (or to get a little sleep before work) while your friends remain in the grips of full party mania -- especially if the party is going down at your own house.
Sorry to be departying from you all, but my boss gets in at 8 am sharp, and he keeps track if I'm on the job by then.

Dude, are you really departying right now? That chica is all hot for you!

Hey, I got to departy -- but Ill be back in eight, so keep it going and don't shave my dog, put my cat in the freezer or none of that while I'm gone, okay?

Departying is such sour sorrow
Departying by Creed Cur June 18, 2013
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Dartying 

Daytime partying.

Similar to tailgating, minus the sporting event. Also see Doghead.
"It's going to be nice out this weekend, want to darty on the roof deck?"

"Dartying is the best; I can drink all day and still manage to rally for in time for the late night bar scene!"
Dartying by eugoogely March 7, 2009
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Departing gift 

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift
Departing gift by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

depantsing 

the act of severely embarassing, humiliating another
Rick Carlisle gets special mention for depantsing Doc Rivers in the 2005 NBA playoffs.
depantsing by Dave0879 April 20, 2007

deparing 

The definition of deparing is being caring for people and making them laugh. Even though at the end of the day you’re depressed and get taken as a joke.
Person: Oh I realized you’re caring for people but you’re still getting taken as a joke.
Other person: Yeah it sucks that I’m deparing.
deparing by scotty_boyz223 June 5, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026