Creed Cur's definitions

Farty Leo

A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."

Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!

by Creed Cur July 28, 2020

deja viewing

The terrible feeling you get when you're half-way through a movie or a program and suddenly remember you've watched it before, and thus realize that your evening is shot, your memory is a sieve, and your whole existence is a waste. A byproduct of too much streaming in too concentrated period of time.

Oh, dude, I was killing it with Steve McQueen and Bullitt and then it hit me I was deja viewing and had just seen it like, a month ago.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.

by Creed Cur August 5, 2020

blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur March 6, 2012

dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all

My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"

by Creed Cur December 21, 2020

deja nu?

When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.

I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?

What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?

by Creed Cur April 21, 2021

T-shirt mask-querade

When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.

Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.

Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.

That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!

by Creed Cur May 1, 2021

Flying Kite

A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.

Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.

An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.

One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.

by Creed Cur June 19, 2022