deja nu?

When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.
I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?

What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?
by Creed Cur April 21, 2021
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Chestie

A shirtless selfie showing off (usually male) pecs and abs, tanned, toned and trimmed
Hey, Ralph sent me a chestie and that dude is ripped!

LOL Donny's chestie showed flab more than abs!
by Creed Cur March 20, 2019
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T-shirt mask-querade

When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.

Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.

That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 01, 2021
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A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 07, 2021
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blog fodder

Often shortened to "blodder." Material scavenged for use in a blog, especially ready made visuals, writing or data that can easily be dumped right into a posting; also derogatorily applied to canned, corporate, or prefabricated information specially designed for such use
Jeannie! Check the WAPO news feed, girl -- got some killer blog fodder for you!
I'm all bleary eyed from trawling the web for blodder all night
That article on the anatomy of testicles is perfect blog fodder for my "How Men Think" blog
Big Pharma p.r. churns out mucho blodder for the unsuspecting to re-post
by Creed Cur June 02, 2021
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homewoke

The principle of making sure to rectify your own self and your own personal environment before you seek to set others right. Refers to the effort and determination it takes to acknowledge leftover attitudes and bullshit opinions that are better off discarded. Individual responsibility means bringing the lessons home. The old Zen koan: "Master, master, what is the meaning of the universe?" Master: "Clean your rice bowl."
Jilly is just 15, but she’s assigning her parents homewoke instead of the other way around.

He’s so busy correcting everybody else that he forgets he needs to do a little homewoke on himself.
by Creed Cur May 24, 2021
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ketomite

A person on the keto diet, especially someone who proselytizes for it
Chris lost thirty pounds since becoming a card-carrying ketomite.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.
by Creed Cur March 26, 2019
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