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When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 1, 2021
Get the T-shirt mask-querade mug.When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.
I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?
What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?
What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?
by Creed Cur April 21, 2021
Get the deja nu? mug.My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.
My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
by Creed Cur December 21, 2020
Get the dream-puff mug.The terrible feeling you get when you're half-way through a movie or a program and suddenly remember you've watched it before, and thus realize that your evening is shot, your memory is a sieve, and your whole existence is a waste. A byproduct of too much streaming in too concentrated period of time.
Oh, dude, I was killing it with Steve McQueen and Bullitt and then it hit me I was deja viewing and had just seen it like, a month ago.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.
by Creed Cur August 5, 2020
Get the deja viewing mug.A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."
Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
by Creed Cur July 28, 2020
Get the Farty Leo mug.A conservative, middle-aged, white male bully, bloated with self-importance, who feels free to spew hateful opinions publicly, cursing out all those who disagree, especially progressive women of color. After Florida congressman Ted Yoho, notorious for his vile confrontation of AOC on the steps of the U.S. Capitol.
I'm so depressed—my sweetie's uncle is such a Yoho and we have to go to his place for dinner!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
by Creed Cur July 22, 2020
Get the Yoho mug.Chris lost thirty pounds since becoming a card-carrying ketomite.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.
by Creed Cur March 26, 2019
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