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Definitions by Creed Cur

A shirtless selfie showing off (usually male) pecs and abs, tanned, toned and trimmed
Hey, Ralph sent me a chestie and that dude is ripped!

LOL Donny's chestie showed flab more than abs!
Chestie by Creed Cur March 20, 2019

remotus operandi 

The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so
Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!
remotus operandi by Creed Cur December 22, 2017

telergized 

Being energized over your TV choices in the near future. The state of satisfaction that comes from knowing you don't have to channel surf to find something to watch.
"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."
telergized by Creed Cur August 18, 2014

My Little Porny 

A self-created sex video that you hope will go viral; used with satiric reference to the "My Little Pony" Hasbro toy franchise
"Chris and me shot a My Little Porny last night that was off-the-hook sick."

"We're getting some mad props for the My Little Porny I posted."

"Hey, girl, you all should watch My Little Porny - it shows what I can do."
My Little Porny by Creed Cur June 1, 2014

Departying 

The act of leaving while a party is still raging. The prime example of departying is heading off to work (or to get a little sleep before work) while your friends remain in the grips of full party mania -- especially if the party is going down at your own house.
Sorry to be departying from you all, but my boss gets in at 8 am sharp, and he keeps track if I'm on the job by then.

Dude, are you really departying right now? That chica is all hot for you!

Hey, I got to departy -- but Ill be back in eight, so keep it going and don't shave my dog, put my cat in the freezer or none of that while I'm gone, okay?

Departying is such sour sorrow
Departying by Creed Cur June 18, 2013

blow maintenance 

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.
Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.
blow maintenance by Creed Cur March 6, 2012