Pussy sticks

I don't want my tegrity bud put in those pussy sticks!!
by Crediblesea October 31, 2018
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Left on open

When you send something on Snapchat and someone just views it. No big deal if the conversation is nothing trivial, but could get annoying if you asked a important question that you need to know about now.
Left on open
Person 1 (opens message but doesn't reply)
Person 2- Lol fuck you, (blocks person 1)... Get blocked bitch!
by Crediblesea October 30, 2018
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Clash royale

Another $supercell game that used to be rather fun but turned into a game about credit card. And the only people who even bother to spend $300 just to upgrade some pixelated cartoon character holding a cannon are rich 12 year olds who steal their parents credit card or working adults.
Clash royale=

Lvl 11 with max e barbs- (upon winning) Laugh face, Thanks!
Free to play level 11- "Well paid!"
by Crediblesea July 20, 2018
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Qwertyuiop

The first row of the keyboard.
Qwertyuiop
by Crediblesea July 21, 2018
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Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 02, 2018
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Pedocure

When a pedo uses pedicures to disguise their harassment.
Roger lost his licence and got shut down for having an illegitemote business for giving pedocures.
by Crediblesea August 10, 2018
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Weed

Something that is still somehow illegal over cigarettes despite cigarettes being responsible for millions of deaths and weed having 0 deaths ever reported. Often confused with k2, now k2 is respinsible for a few deaths and just incase you don't know, k2 is synthetic marijuana meaning that other drugs were mixed into it. People are concerned with k2 despite the fact that if weed was legal WE WOULDNT have to worry about it because we can get it from public dispensaries that we can trust rather then taking a gamble by buying off a dude from the street.
Every old person- Weed is evil and its for the devil's army and it kills. (As they suck down a Marlboro)
by Crediblesea October 14, 2018
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