Creamy Dudlius's definitions

Shartboompow

When yo just big chilly minding your own business.. THEN, you start crackin poob nasties off like a 12ft string of blackcat crackers hangin out of your uncle's ass going bananas in a dumpster. The train don't stop rolling until you've fully repainted your living room with a thick shade of brown.

NibNasty: *Chilly on the couch*
Twee Twizzy: Naton! Why living room BROWN??
NibNasty: Man I felt a rumble in my tumble then the SHARTBOOMPOW came on.

by Creamy Dudlius April 4, 2023

McBang

The act of buying the cruddiest fish o' filet (w/ tomato and ham) of your life, THEN proceeding to mangle the shit out of it with your warty, flacid weiner. Specifically, the wang has to slide above the tomato and under the ham as all the mayo explodes out the other side onto another man's face.

Booch: Yo bro, watchu want from MC diddies?
Wap: Yea get me one of those crappy ass fish o' filets!
ToodleBoozer: DUDE, totally get me 3. I'm gonna wolf down 2 and then Mcbang the 3rd one.

by Creamy Dudlius April 4, 2023

Bang Sack

A rogue walmart bag floating around the parking lot that a lonely freak stumbles upon and mangles it into a practically non-existent jizz dumpster. Very practical and quite useful as a bartering chip at local pawn shops.

Nathyam: I really want that buttplug you got behind the counter but all I have is this BANG SACK
Tyler: I've never seen a finer piece of merchandise in my life, you got any more?
Wheep: WOW! how neat, I'll have to find me one of those beauties.

by Creamy Dudlius December 7, 2021

creamy julius

The act of creaming in a glass of oonge juice then blending it together with a thick turd. Afterwards, making your bestfriend Tyler drink it.

Ece: Damn dude I just blended up some oonge juice and a turd
Beau: Dude that's a creamy julius!
Tyler: Let me drink it!!

by Creamy Dudlius February 3, 2018

Shartkin

The act of finding a suspicious napkin next to dumpster that has a 1 in a billion chance of being used as an anal wipeage utencil by an anonymous homeless man/woman.

Nathan: dooOooOOD! I touched a napkin and I think it had a gray/green/blue/orange/pink/dark brown/black stain on it around midnight so I couldn't fucking see anyway but It's probably going to get on my carpet then my floor and steering wheel and kill me.
Wheece: Well that sounds like a SHARTKIN my friend.
Tyler: Let me smell it to make sure.

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.

Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

meat blower

When you get your weiner stuck in a hair dryer and then proceed to unstick your dick with the force of the dryer.

Nathan: Man, yesterday I got my winkie stuck in a hair dryer.
Ece: dude that happened to me the other day.
Brian: Shit man, I'm pretty sure that's a meat blower.

by Creamy Dudlius February 4, 2018