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I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.
by Cray Cray J July 23, 2019
Get the Horny Helen mug.The redneck, Republican, idiotic governor of Georgia since 2019 who cheated in the 2018 gubernatorial election. He also praises President Donald Trump like he’s God. Kemp is extremely politically-incorrect, as he pointed a gun at a teenager in his advertisement campaign to show that he supports the second amendment, and he said he’ll drive around in his truck to “pick up illegals himself”.
He also says that he didn’t know that the coronavirus is an asymptomatic virus so he was one of the last state governors to issue a stay-at-home order.
He also says that he didn’t know that the coronavirus is an asymptomatic virus so he was one of the last state governors to issue a stay-at-home order.
by Cray Cray J May 14, 2020
Get the Brian Kemp mug.Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!
by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
Get the Pubic panini mug.Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”
by Cray Cray J June 13, 2018
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by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
Get the Alabama lovin’ mug.The 10th month of the fucking year.
This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019
Get the Fucktober mug.Friend 1: Dude, why does that autistic kid make that hweei noise?
Friend 2: I don’t think he can help it.
Friend 2: I don’t think he can help it.
by Cray Cray J March 24, 2019
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