Cray Cray J's definitions

Assfun

When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time

Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”

by Cray Cray J June 13, 2018

Horny Helen

A grandmother who is wanting to bone your grandpa

I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.

by Cray Cray J July 23, 2019

Hweei

Go ahead. Try shouting the word “hweei ” in a Chewbacca voice. I’m sure you’ll sound retarded!

Friend 1: Dude, why does that autistic kid make that hweei noise?
Friend 2: I don’t think he can help it.

by Cray Cray J March 24, 2019

Fucktober

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

Capital One

A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.

TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Honors chemistry

A very boring and complicated class that you should only take if you want to stress your balls out.

Why the hell did I take honors chemistry?! This class is harder than my nipples!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Alabama lovin’

The loud sex that rednecks have in the state of Alabama, in which the whole family joins in to have some fun!

Guy from Atlanta: Damn! I can hear all that Alabama lovin’ from 100 miles away!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019