Crapper McGee's definitions

california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

sex and travel

a more complicated way of saying "fuck off" to a person.

Dude1: Hey, you like sex and travel?
Dude2: Yeah, sure!
Dude1: Then FUCK OFF!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004

Above snakes

If a person is "above snakes", he/she is still alive and kicking.

"Peter pulled a hardcore stunt, but thankfully he's still above snakes" or "Never thought she'd make it, but she's above snakes".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

agro

To be/become agressive/angry/out of control.

"That gummer's comlpetely agro!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bottom feeder

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.

"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

for automotive use only

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.

"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".

by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004