Hyperdrive

When you move faster than the speed of light. Pretty cool. Spaceships and superheroes do it. Everything basically becomes blurry.

Pilot (1) to Pilot (2): Damn! Put that shit into hyperdrive so we can end up in the Nebulark Galaxy already.

Pilot (2) accelerates: Vroom Vroom!

Spaceship flies off into the stars.

by CranberryKing January 12, 2017

Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

Bug Flush

When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.

Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).

Nice bug flush, dude.

by CranberryKing January 03, 2017

Dusty

When someone tries to make you seem old, or makes fun of you for liking old-school things.
(Being outdated).

Bro #1: I love 50 Cent, fam!

Bro #2: What? Outta here with your Dusty ass. It's all about Kendrick Lamar now.

by CranberryKing January 03, 2017

Swolzies

When you're so buff that your muscles have muscles.

Omg Heather, Craig came back from summer break and looks so hot now!
I know, Craig is totally swolzies.

by CranberryKing July 21, 2017

Nepple

How Southerners say "nipple."

Southerner #1: Well that's a mighty fine nepple you have there!
Southerner #2: Thanks!

by CranberryKing February 05, 2017

Sirisly?

The question you ask yourself when Siri on your phone acts dumb af.

You: Siri can I get directions to the nearest Starbucks?
Siri: Calling Mom now.
You: Sirisly?

by CranberryKing January 20, 2017