76 definitions by Cranberry Bob

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Bougalee

A bougalee is a slang term for Cajun.

Jambalaya and gumbo are traditional bougalee dishes.

by Cranberry Bob June 6, 2021

Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

stones and bones

Collegiate slang for archeology

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

crushed

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020

Moon Pie high

A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.

A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2020