Definitions by Cramerica Industries
Tear of Terror
A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.
After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.
Tear of Terror by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021
goatee
As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy
goatee by Cramerica Industries February 19, 2007
russell the love muscle
russell the love muscle by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007
Fa gow we
When the Fa gow we's went on a hunting trip and became lost, they would send a young brave up a tree to see which direction they should go or to see where they were at. While he was up there the indians at the base of the tree would yell,"Where the Fa gow we"? This is how they got their name.
Fa gow we by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007
crotch dance
Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.
As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.
crotch dance by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007
throat pudding
throat pudding by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
squirrel looking for a nut
When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".
squirrel looking for a nut by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007