When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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by Cramerica Industries January 02, 2007
Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
When the Fa gow we's went on a hunting trip and became lost, they would send a young brave up a tree to see which direction they should go or to see where they were at. While he was up there the indians at the base of the tree would yell,"Where the Fa gow we"? This is how they got their name.
by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007
My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.
by Cramerica Industries January 08, 2007
Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.
As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.
by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007