throat pudding

A man's cum that a woman swallows

Charlie's wife was giving him head because she couldn't live without the throat pudding.

by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007

slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007

russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007

Big Grumby

Taking a giant satisfying crap.

After Big Bob ate all you could eat tacos at the local bar, his stomach began to gurgle and decided he'd better take a Big Grumby

by Cramerica Industries January 04, 2007

big grumby

taking a large chew of tobacco.

After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.

by Cramerica Industries January 04, 2007

Stuffed Taco

A woman's vagina with a penis inserted in it.

After Pat had sex with Chewy he commented how she had a great stuffed taco.

by Cramerica Industries January 04, 2007