Cramerica Industries's definitions

big grumby

taking a large chew of tobacco.

After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.

by Cramerica Industries January 5, 2007

stuffed taco

A womans vagina with a penis inserted in it

I had sex with Mary the other night and she had a great stuffed taco. I stuffed her taco

by Cramerica Industries January 4, 2007

crotch dance

Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.

As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

nipple crippler

The act of getting your teet or nipple twisted or squeezed.

My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.

by Cramerica Industries January 8, 2007

Stuffed Taco

A woman's vagina with a penis inserted in it.

After Pat had sex with Chewy he commented how she had a great stuffed taco.

by Cramerica Industries January 5, 2007

slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007