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Wog nasty

Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.
Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.

I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
by Craig in the Hat December 7, 2011
mugGet the Wog nastymug.

Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
mugGet the Wog's breakfastmug.

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
mugGet the Gentlemen's Relishmug.

Shit map

The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.

Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).

An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
mugGet the Shit mapmug.

Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
mugGet the Cunts' circusmug.

Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.
Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
mugGet the Clam lappingmug.

pussy ceiling

A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a pussy to get through it. A feature of sapphocracies.
Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
mugGet the pussy ceilingmug.

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