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A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.
Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
Get the Grunt mug.A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
Get the Gentlemen's Relish mug.Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.
Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.
I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
by Craig in the Hat December 7, 2011
Get the Wog nasty mug.Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.
by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011
Get the Piss chimp mug.Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the Rugmunching mug.The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
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