Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!
by Craig in the Hat January 31, 2011
Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.
by Craig in the Hat May 03, 2011
The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!
by Craig in the Hat January 31, 2011
A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.
Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.
by Craig in the Hat June 11, 2018
A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a pussy to get through it. A feature of sapphocracies.
Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.
by Craig in the Hat January 31, 2011
by Craig in the Hat January 31, 2011
An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009