Craig in the Hat's definitions
A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.
Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
Get the Gruntmug. A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
Get the Belgian Sneezemug. Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.
by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011
Get the Piss chimpmug. by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the Clam lappingmug. The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the lezzersmug. The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.
Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
Get the Shit mapmug. A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a pussy to get through it. A feature of sapphocracies.
Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the pussy ceilingmug.