Craig in the Hat's definitions
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the Clam lappingmug. Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.
by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011
Get the Piss chimpmug. Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.
Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.
I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
by Craig in the Hat December 7, 2011
Get the Wog nastymug. The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.
Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
Get the Shit mapmug. Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).
A partial act of 'following through'.
A partial act of 'following through'.
Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!
by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009
Get the fecal debrismug. A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
Get the Belgian Sneezemug. The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the lezzersmug.