Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
mugGet the Gentlemen's Relishmug.

Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
mugGet the Wog's breakfastmug.

fecal debris

Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).

A partial act of 'following through'.
Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!
by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009
mugGet the fecal debrismug.

Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.
Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
mugGet the Clam lappingmug.

pussy ceiling

A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a pussy to get through it. A feature of sapphocracies.
Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
mugGet the pussy ceilingmug.

Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
mugGet the Cunts' circusmug.

Grunt

A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.
Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
mugGet the Gruntmug.