A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
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I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.
Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.
Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
Get the Wog's breakfast mug.Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).
A partial act of 'following through'.
A partial act of 'following through'.
Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!
by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009
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by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the lezzers mug.A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
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Get the Clam lapping mug.A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a pussy to get through it. A feature of sapphocracies.
Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
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