Definitions by Covido

Covid-Minded

When you spend an unhealthy part of your day feeling anxious or paranoiac about the coronavirus and its effects on your life and those of your loved ones.

Those with a covid-minded attitude would likely increase their anxiety or stress level, which could lead some vulnerable folks to end their lives prematurely.

Covid-Minded by Covido July 1, 2021

Coronaissance 

A bourgeois term for the next wave of the coronavirus pandemic to sweep across a county or country.

Rogue or right-wing inept heads of state are worried how a second, third, or fourth coronaissance would impact the “frontline worriers,” who have been slaving round the clock to protect their nations against the coronavirus and its ever-deadlier variants.

Coronaissance by Covido June 6, 2021

Covid-👙 

When oft-unvaccinated or partially jabbed sexy-looking chicks are spotted on the beach sans a face mask and not practicing social distancing, who desire to be picked up by wealthy testosterone-high males or sugar daddies.

The authorities are coy to talk about the rising number of infections due to Covid-👙, who blame these fun-starved beachgoers for behaving as if the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu.

Covid-👙 by Covido May 28, 2021

Corona Devi 

The name of an idol made up of wood or stone set up by Hindu priests to represent the “coronavirus goddess,” whose mercy they pray for to contain the pandemic—food and chant prayers are usually offered before the deity, which is bathed in turmeric water and milk.

Just as there are gods and goddesses for all kinds of diseases and plagues, Corona Devi is the latest virus goddess to be idolized in temples—probably the deadliest deity that demands weeks- or months-long abstinence, fasting, and sacrifice from priests before she showers mercy on them.

Corona Devi by Covido May 27, 2021

Carnivak-Cov 

Sputnik V for animals, which unprovenly generates antibodies in dogs, cats, foxes, and mink, by protecting them from Covid-19 for at least half a year, and prevents viral mutations from developing.

Just as Sputnik V was the world’s first registered half-baked Covid-19 vaccine for humans, Carnivak-Cov is the world’s first registered half-trialed Covid-19 vaccine for animals—a double first for Russia, as it pursues its vaccine diplomacy in the developing world.

Carnivak-Cov by Covido May 26, 2021

Covid-🐮 

When villagers in some parts of Asia could stand to win a live cow every week for the rest of the year if they come forward to get vaccinated—when getting a shot is a cash cow opportunity to improve their livelihood.

Thanks to Covid-🐮, the response among residents in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province, in Thailand, to register for their jab has been met with much enthusiasm.

Covid-🐮 by Covido May 24, 2021

Covidosophy 

What the pain and suffering of the coronavirus pandemic can teach us about life on this side of eternity, especially what truly matters in this transient life.

Thanks to covidosophy, the oft-avoidable high death toll and political ineptitude of right-wing fake leaders can help us come to terms with the ravages of the pandemic crisis.

Covidosophy by Covido May 11, 2021