Definitions by Count3D

ltfu 

Lighten the fuck up.

omg, we're gonna be late!!!!

Dude, ltfu!

ltfu by Count3D August 2, 2007

destructorama 

Action porn. When big, testosterone-laden action movies have all the editing beats of a sex film. Dialogue is delivered with fake enthusiasm, followed by bursting gunfire, theatrical chases, and the inevitable big-bang finale.

Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay’s latest blockbuster destructorama has all their usual trademarks.

destructorama by Count3D July 17, 2007

nonfriendwhoreyness 

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

nonfriendwhoreyness by Count3D July 10, 2007

photojerk 

The word used to describe what happens when people are at a party and they pull out cameras and basically take pictures of one another taking pictures of one another.

Luke: So how was that Myspace party last night?

Emily: Oh, it was one big photojerk.

photojerk by Count3D May 28, 2007