343 Guilty Spark

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

by Cortana Dragoon June 25, 2005

Barney

THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!

Barney will devour your soul!!

by Cortana Dragoon June 25, 2005

insanity

What happens to you when you play Zelda games too much.

My brother is going insane, get him to a mental house or something.

by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon August 12, 2005

Nickelodeon

A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.

Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

fear

What usually keeps us from doing really, really stupid things (like jumping into a pool of pirahnas for example).

Some people think fear is a bad thing.

Some fears are stupid.

The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering.
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My brother fears moths.

by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005

Half-Life

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.

We must save them before it is too late.

by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005