Definitions by Cortana Dragoon

Adult Swim 

A lineup of really good anime and comedy on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

Every Saturday night I wait for Toonami to be over, then I watch Adult Swim.

Adult Swim by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

McDonalds 

A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.

Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.

I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?

BRING BACK THE OLD-SCHOOL MCDONALD'S!

McDonalds by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

corpse humping 

In multiplayer FPS games, to repeatedly crouch on or "hump" the dead body of the person you just killed. Is pretty much pointless, but fun if you want to piss off the other guy.

Red: Hump-hump-hump! *humps corpse*
O'Malley: I'm being violated!

corpse humping by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

cool

1. Slang for good, alright.
2. Popular.
3. Thinks they are all that.

1. Ocarina of Time was a cool game with some of the best graphics of the time, at the time.
2. Kellie is cool, she has all the guys in the palm of her hand.
3. Tiffani thinks she is cool, but all the guys think she is just lesbian.

cool by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

puberty 

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

puberty by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

General Grievous

The most badass villain ever.

If you hated him in Ep III, watch the Clone Wars cartoons or read Star Wars: Visionaries.

He is just... the greatest.

Grievous is the man now dog!

General Grievous by Cortana Dragoon July 28, 2005

Adult Swim 

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me

Adult Swim by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005