sex

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

I pity all you poor souls ;;

by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008

Adult Swim

A lineup of really good anime and comedy on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

Every Saturday night I wait for Toonami to be over, then I watch Adult Swim.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Half-Life

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.

We must save them before it is too late.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.

1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Adult Swim

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005