39 definitions by Cortana Dragoon

Village Idiot

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).

Your village called, and their idiot is missing.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

by Cortana Dragoon June 25, 2005

A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.

This show is worse than Spongebob and I'm not lying.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

by Cortana Dragoon June 18, 2005

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon June 18, 2005