The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

by Cortana Dragoon September 06, 2005

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon September 04, 2005

McDonalds

A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.

Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.

I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?

BRING BACK THE OLD-SCHOOL MCDONALD'S!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Sephiroth

The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.

If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me

by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005

Avatar: The Last Airbender

A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.

This show is worse than Spongebob and I'm not lying.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

cool

1. Slang for good, alright.
2. Popular.
3. Thinks they are all that.

1. Ocarina of Time was a cool game with some of the best graphics of the time, at the time.
2. Kellie is cool, she has all the guys in the palm of her hand.
3. Tiffani thinks she is cool, but all the guys think she is just lesbian.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005