Cortana Dragoon's definitions

The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

insanity

What happens to you when you play Zelda games too much.

My brother is going insane, get him to a mental house or something.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Adult Swim

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

General Grievous

The most badass villain ever.

If you hated him in Ep III, watch the Clone Wars cartoons or read Star Wars: Visionaries.

He is just... the greatest.

Grievous is the man now dog!

by Cortana Dragoon July 28, 2005

puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

avatar

1. A cool (or not cool) pic that appears below your name on forum sites.
2. The personification of something infinite, usually a god.

1. He had a Boohbah avatar so I hired a hitman to kill him.
2. My friends say he's the Avatar of Apollo because he's so sexy.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005