39 definitions by Cortana Dragoon
The meaning of life is to create more life.
Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.
Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.
by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005
1. A cool (or not cool) pic that appears below your name on forum sites.
2. The personification of something infinite, usually a god.
2. The personification of something infinite, usually a god.
1. He had a Boohbah avatar so I hired a hitman to kill him.
2. My friends say he's the Avatar of Apollo because he's so sexy.
2. My friends say he's the Avatar of Apollo because he's so sexy.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
The most badass villain ever.
If you hated him in Ep III, watch the Clone Wars cartoons or read Star Wars: Visionaries.
He is just... the greatest.
If you hated him in Ep III, watch the Clone Wars cartoons or read Star Wars: Visionaries.
He is just... the greatest.
by Cortana Dragoon July 10, 2005
A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
by Cortana Dragoon July 16, 2005
The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005
1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005