CorpseGrinder5000Returns's definitions

Twizzla

Definition 1: Proper noun
An insulting term used in place of the emo band (formerly rap group) Twiztid
Definition 2: Noun
An insulting term for fans & / or artists associated with Twiztid. A specific type of juffalo that's MNE fan or artist that hates on Psychopathic records for whatever reason Twiztid pulled out of their ass recently.

Plural form: Twizzlaz

Alternative spellings apply, regional dialects and pronunciation may vary

Definition 1
J: I don't care if you listen to Twizzla, I'm not givin' a dime to that Tragic Ninja label

Definition 2
J: are you listening to emo music dude? Turn that whiney shit off!
N: But it's my favorite song by this new band Twiztid, I saw them at warped tour.
J: Kid, I'll steal you some CDs from bands you like more if you turn that Twizzla shyt off for good. They used to be Juggalos & aren't about that life now.
N: good shyt unc, let's fuckin' go!

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 2, 2022

West Virginia Papadia

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.

Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 29, 2020

All Ass April

An Internet challenge. All sex you have in April has to be anal sex. No traditional masturbation, only ass. No blowjobs, just rimjobs.

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR ALL THIS BOOTY IN ALL ASS APRIL?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns November 3, 2019

The Original Me Generation™

The "Me" generation in the United States is a term referring to the baby boomers generation and the self-involved qualities that people associate with it.

Tim: The Original Me Generation™ were Boomers, according to an essay by Tom Wolfe
Bill: What would you know? You're just a millennial? Haha
Tim: I'm a Zoomer grandpa.. Gen Z? Remember?
Bill: What were we talking about? Where's my nerve pill? Why is it so cold?..

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019

Vallis

1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it

1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018

McNigga

A broke nigga that works at McDonald's that behave pretty well because he has no hustle & will be homeless if he leaves ya. McNiggas only available at participating locations. Regular price, $10k a year + benefits (snap, ebt, wic if pregnancy occurs, etc..). For a limited time only, Free with after your 200th McRibs and Dirty Sprite combo. No substitutions. Subject to change, quality may vary, no refunds.

Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Customer: Can I get a McNigga, Large Dick, no side bitches?
Cashier: For here or to go?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 27, 2019

Ray pissed

The shortest version of Raymond Has Urinated, do not utter this around sensitive groups as they might mistake this phrase for 'rapist'

Marie: Where's Ray going? Did he spill his drink?
Robert: Naw, Ray Pissed..
Debra: Rapist?! Where?!!
Robert: No.. Raymond urinated in his pants. What do you see in him?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019