Cornfritter's definitions

asstaffy

waxy shit consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the rectum

I have placed a 14" long log of asstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon Mrs. Hernandez's desk....I am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that I ace my Espanol final.....she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college....fiesta time!

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

scrote boy

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad

1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

bung oven

a sleeping bag filled with hot methane that has been exhaled from ones anus

Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"

Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

by cornfritter October 22, 2010

skidmarxism

The belief that all persons of differing economic and societal levels are entitled to experiencing poop stains in their under pants. And, that it is inevitable that one day those with the largest, most ruddy brown stains, shall inherit positions of importance, increased levels of stink and power.

This dude at the gym is a strong supporter of skidmarxism as evidenced by his crap stained tighty whities hanging from his locker door.

by Cornfritter April 17, 2014