Tom Bergeron

some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.

by Corn Flake November 23, 2006

Dennis Miller

v. to use to many large, complex words in a sentence. Also, to make too many obscure historical references in a sentence.

Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant here, but the U.S. foreign policy makes about as much sense as Robert Fulton having sex with Beowulf at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Rovslofski filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.

by Corn Flake December 11, 2006

instagram baddie

An instagram baddie is another term for an instagram whore.

Boy:"Max is such an instagram baddie.."
Girl:"Ikr! he always posts pics of his abs!"

by Corn flake July 08, 2015

sexy intercourse

noun - one of Borat's terms for sex. He pronounces it seck-see in-ter-corse.

Borat: When do I gain entry to her vagin?
Dating Specialist: Her what?
Borat: You know sexy intercourse?
Dating Specialist: Oh, you want to go to bed with her?
Borat: Yes! Sexy Time! (claps hands)

by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

Quadruple-cat-dare

Noun- Building upon the dare series (Dare, Double Dare Triple-Dog-Dare) a Quadruple-Cat-Dare is the equivalent to 4x the amount of pressure of a regular dare.

John: I Quadruple-cat-dare you defecate on a plate and set it on the teacher's desk with a place card that says "Bon Appetit".
Jack: Deal!

by Corn Flake January 16, 2007

Snow dayed

phrase - whenever you get up and ready for school, drink coffee, shower, the whole shabang, then school gets cancelled and you can't go back to bed.

John: Alright, time for school.
Joe: School's cancelled.
John: Man! I can't go back to bed.
Joe: Snow dayed. Ouch.

by Corn Flake December 13, 2008

Kennedyesque

adj - describing the actions of a person (usually a politician) that relates to an action that John F. Kennedy would've done. Positive term, as Kennedy was seen as a rather popular president.

John won the school election by exibiting his Kennedyesque actions of discussing why homework amounts should be lowered and helping the elderly with lawn work.

by Corn Flake November 09, 2008