Cooter 's definitions

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by Cooter March 14, 2005

slapjacks

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags

Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005

SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation

I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off

by cooter March 7, 2003

Platte County

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.

Varsity Blues

by Cooter August 25, 2003

lloyd

One who believes that the Annexation of Peurto Rico will indow the International Brotherhood of Electricians with Phylisophical abilities

That IBEW guy is such a Lloyd

by Cooter August 25, 2003

bur-head

a way to desribe a ghetto person's hair

Damn, that bur-head looks like she is too lazy to even steal some relaxer!!!

by Cooter April 22, 2005

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

by Cooter December 28, 2005