Coop Dupe's definitions

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

no thing

a situation that has insufficient evidence to be illegal.

The fight in the Grand Market Place at USC was a no thing.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

ridge tonguing

a female licking under the corona to see if you’ve been circumcised to check if you are hydrated.

The adult actress was ridge tonguing her partner to make sure she could swallow some semen which can be an antidepressant.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

luxury welfare

luxury things being involved in less problems than nonluxury things according to stats.

The luxury welfare kept the status quo for the rich.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018