Kumo-chan

A small emo chick who has a lot of simps. She likes Japanese snacks and has a big family. When you meet Kumo-chan she tends to ignore you cause she’s afraid she’ll be a burden

Person: Hey! It’s Kumo-chan. She’s so pretty. I wanna go talk to her.

Person#2: No way man. You’ll make her feel bad.

by CoolotakuB) April 15, 2023

Slug

A snail without its shell

Mark: Hey James, what do slugs look like?
James: Oh! Like this! *takes a snail and removes its shell*

by CoolotakuB) May 25, 2023

Filipino

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.

Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*

by CoolotakuB) May 25, 2023

Sphinx cat

more commonly know as "the naked cat", Sphinx cats are know for their disturbing lack of hair...AT ALL

You: Urgh whats that fugly looking thing

Me: Oh! Thats a sphinx cat

by CoolotakuB) May 10, 2024

Gingerpale

A Canadian animator who likes eating the souls of children and tomatoes

Brodyanimates: What do you like to eat?

Gingerpale: The souls of children and tomatoes:)

by CoolotakuB) April 29, 2023

Hustle hustle, muscle muscle

A catchphrase said many times by Jyushimatsu Matsuno

Jyushi: Hustle Hustle, Muscle Muscle

by CoolotakuB) April 23, 2023

Andrew Tate

A man who hates women so much, people are convinced he’s gay

Person: Man, Andrew Tate sure hates women. I’m actually convinced he’s gay

by CoolotakuB) June 15, 2024