Nerd

You. You are a nerd
Oh and the editors are nerds if they don't accept this entry.
Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
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Pansexual

Pansexual people are not attracted to the kitchen

Pansexual people are not picky

Pansexual are not selfish

Pansexual people are not just bisexuals

Pansexuals are different from Bi people. Bi people like more than 1 BUT NOT ALL genders. Pansexual people like all genders, and gender does not affect their attraction. I am Bi because I like boys and girls, and because gender is a spectrum, I am not technically attracted to all genders.
Person 1: So I'm pansexual
Person 2: Haha you like the kitchen
Person 1: No. I just like people regardless of gender.
Person 3: So wanna date?
Person 1: Just because I like all genders, doesn't mean you are attractive, Greg.
Person 2: Haha Greg, no GF for you!
Person 3: **Cries in a corner**
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Non binary

Nonbinary people are not a trend or a fad
It's just when someone is not a boy or a girl

Also, a way of describing awesome people who like frogs, use nouns for names, and listening to Cavetown.
Person 1: Are you a girl or a boy?
Person 2: I'm annoyed.
Person 1: But are you a girl or a boy?
Person 2: As I just said, I'm annoyed.
Person 1: Well, what's in ur pants?
Person 2: Soon it'll be a gun if you don't shut up.
Person 1: Ok fine. I'll shut up.

Non binary strugglers am I right?
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Rainbow washing

Rainbow washing is when companies slap rainbows on a teeshirt to sell for 20 dollars during pride month while not actually helping the LGBTQ community.
Company: Buy our new #Slay hoodie for 20 dollars to support pride month!
Person 1: As a bi man, what are you doing to actually help the community?
company: Well... we made our logo rainbow, tweeted "Love is love" and designed a rainbow hoodie.
Person 1: I asked you what you are doing to help. Rainbow washing helps nobody.
Company: Well... we hire LGBTQ employees.
Person 1: 7% of your staff is LGBTQ, they have no workplace discrimination protections, trans healthcare is not covered, you make ppl wear gendered uniforms, you fired someone for coming out as gay back in 2014, and you donated 2 million dollars to anti-gay lawmakers.
Company: Well... Happy pride anyways!
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Florida

In Florida, being gay is not allowed to be talked about
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
Florida sucks.
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ADHD

ADHD is a disability. Yeah, and that's it.

Because I am not a DR or anything, the signs are based on my experiences:
Oh, and if you related to a lot of the signs, you have ADHD.

1. Gets distracted easily
2. Interrupts ppl a lot
3. Gets bored easily when doing things you don't like
4. HATES loud noises
5. Has hygiene issues
6. Forgets things easily, but has a good memory overall
7. Looks up random facts online for hours instead of doing actual important tasks
8. Feels the need to look up ADHD on Urban dictionary
9. Relates to lots of ADHD celebs/ppl
10. is on the ASD spectrum (most of the time ppl have both)
11. is fidgeting with something right now
12. forgot to make lunch/breakfast/dinner but is currently snacking on something
13. is supposed to be working on chores/homework right now but is instead serving Urban Dictionary
14. is using the internet while also attempting to get ready in the morning
15. Is supposed to be doing something else right now
Person 1: So I might have ADHD.
Person 2: What makes you think that?
Person 1 playing with a Rubik's cube: Huh? I was distracted. Can you repeat what you said?
Person 2: I asked you why you think you have ADHD.
Person 1: I really don't know, but check out this cool article on the history of orange juice!
Person 3: THAT IS LITERALLY ADHD.
Person 1: I'll see you later! I wanna go do some more research on Orange juice so I can learn more.
Person 3: HOW TF DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON HAS ADHD?
Person 2: She is a girl. Girls don't have ADHD.
Person 3: Kills person 2 with a knife for being sexist.
Person 1 about to enter the library: So why was I heading to the Library again?
Person 3 shouting from a distance: Didn't you wanna learn more about orange juice?
Person 1: Nah. That's too boring. I'ma just go play videogames.
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Voting

Deciding if you want to change your world by picking the person to be the leader of a political party.

verb
gerund or present participle: voting
give or register a vote.
"They voted against the resolution"
I VOTED for Biden in the 2020 election so this pandemic could end faster and human rights issues would actually be addressed.

verb
gerund or present participle: voting
give or register a vote.
"They voted against the resolution"
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