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ADHD

ADHD is a disability. Yeah, and that's it.

Because I am not a DR or anything, the signs are based on my experiences:
Oh, and if you related to a lot of the signs, you have ADHD.

1. Gets distracted easily
2. Interrupts ppl a lot
3. Gets bored easily when doing things you don't like
4. HATES loud noises
5. Has hygiene issues
6. Forgets things easily, but has a good memory overall
7. Looks up random facts online for hours instead of doing actual important tasks
8. Feels the need to look up ADHD on Urban dictionary
9. Relates to lots of ADHD celebs/ppl
10. is on the ASD spectrum (most of the time ppl have both)
11. is fidgeting with something right now
12. forgot to make lunch/breakfast/dinner but is currently snacking on something
13. is supposed to be working on chores/homework right now but is instead serving Urban Dictionary
14. is using the internet while also attempting to get ready in the morning
15. Is supposed to be doing something else right now
Person 1: So I might have ADHD.
Person 2: What makes you think that?
Person 1 playing with a Rubik's cube: Huh? I was distracted. Can you repeat what you said?
Person 2: I asked you why you think you have ADHD.
Person 1: I really don't know, but check out this cool article on the history of orange juice!
Person 3: THAT IS LITERALLY ADHD.
Person 1: I'll see you later! I wanna go do some more research on Orange juice so I can learn more.
Person 3: HOW TF DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON HAS ADHD?
Person 2: She is a girl. Girls don't have ADHD.
Person 3: Kills person 2 with a knife for being sexist.
Person 1 about to enter the library: So why was I heading to the Library again?
Person 3 shouting from a distance: Didn't you wanna learn more about orange juice?
Person 1: Nah. That's too boring. I'ma just go play videogames.
mugGet the ADHDmug.

Florida

In Florida, being gay is not allowed to be talked about
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
Florida sucks.
mugGet the Floridamug.

Voting

Deciding if you want to change your world by picking the person to be the leader of a political party.

verb
gerund or present participle: voting
give or register a vote.
"They voted against the resolution"
I VOTED for Biden in the 2020 election so this pandemic could end faster and human rights issues would actually be addressed.

verb
gerund or present participle: voting
give or register a vote.
"They voted against the resolution"
mugGet the Votingmug.

Genderfluid

Genderfluid is Loki
Person 1: What is your gender?
Person 2: I'm genderfluid!
Person 1L Oh! Like that Norse god named Loki!
Person 2: Yeah!
mugGet the Genderfluidmug.

LGBTQ+ people

LGBTQ+ people are valid and lovely!

Some LGBTQ+ people sadly don't have the best family, but the Trevor Project is here to help.

Just call 1-866-488-7386 to talk

take care of yourself and drink water!
mugGet the LGBTQ+ peoplemug.

Gay

Ur moms are gay
Person 1: Ur moms are gay
Person 2: Well actually, Becky is Bi and sammy is Pansexual, so ur wrong.
Person 1:...
mugGet the Gaymug.

Brick house

One of the insults Jo from total drama calls Brick
"Hey, brick house!"
"Hey Brick house!"
"Sir leaks a lot"
"Bricks for brains"
"Dampy"
"fine, fine we'll play it ur way captain whizz"
mugGet the Brick housemug.

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