Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 04, 2024

Come a gutser

In Australian and New Zealand slang, to fail miserably at a (often malevolent) enterprise, to make a big mistake, to fall flat on one's face or belly flop.

"Come a gutser did ya? Sucked in."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025

refuckfriended

For those people who never marry, but refer to each subsequent sex mate as 'My partner', it is equivalent to saying 'remarried'.

"Yo, Justin, did ya know I got a new partner Hannah?"
"Yeah, I'd heard you refuckfriended."

by Cool4Katz June 14, 2018

Palm-a-vagina

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).

"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"

by Cool4Katz May 05, 2021

rock gut

How some people pronunce 'rotgut' (cheap adulterated liquor).

"Man, that rock gut you made in your still is sendin' me blind!"
"Yeah, maybe I should add less methanol next time."

by Cool4Katz April 04, 2019