Cool4Katz's definitions

Bwahahaha!

The onomatopoeic representation of Lucille Ball's cigarette-smoking laugh.

Ethel: Hey Lucy, Fred thought he overheard Ricky saying he's going to take you to the club tonight for your birthday!
Lucy: Bwahahaha! The only birthday HE remembers is his own - and that is because on that day the cigarette girl gives him an extra pack!

by Cool4Katz December 1, 2022

Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.

No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."

by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025

Palm-a-vagina

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).

"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"

by Cool4Katz May 5, 2021

jacked off

Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.

by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022

Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

Pull party

What younger people say when they make the conversation X-rated by mispronouncing 'pool' in 'pool party' (and who, when challenged, swear 'pull' is the correct pronunciation yet at the same time hypocritically pronounce 'poo' as in 'moon').

Overheard, young male person to female: "Jake is throwing a cool Pull party this Saturday, and I'm invited!"

Me: Sniggers. Thinks: Not my cup of tea, that's for sure!

by Cool4Katz January 26, 2024

Suck fuck

The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.

"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025