Definitions by Cool4Katz

Pull party 

What younger people say when they make the conversation X-rated by mispronouncing 'pool' in 'pool party' (and who, when challenged, swear 'pull' is the correct pronunciation yet at the same time hypocritically pronounce 'poo' as in 'moon').

Overheard, young male person to female: "Jake is throwing a cool Pull party this Saturday, and I'm invited!"

Me: Sniggers. Thinks: Not my cup of tea, that's for sure!

Pull party by Cool4Katz January 26, 2024

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

Smooth Criminal by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Bwahahaha! 

The onomatopoeic representation of Lucille Ball's cigarette-smoking laugh.

Ethel: Hey Lucy, Fred thought he overheard Ricky saying he's going to take you to the club tonight for your birthday!
Lucy: Bwahahaha! The only birthday HE remembers is his own - and that is because on that day the cigarette girl gives him an extra pack!

Bwahahaha! by Cool4Katz December 1, 2022

jacked off 

Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.

jacked off by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022

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spell-shame 

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

spell-shame by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021

Palm-a-vagina 

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).

"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"

Palm-a-vagina by Cool4Katz May 5, 2021