Cool guy's definitions

zimmerfied

so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimmerfied andything is possible and very rarely does anything happen that isnt funny to the sober people around

man that guy was zimmerfied last night, he made out with the mirror, looking at the picture of himself

by cool guy October 8, 2004

Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

Yugo

A Serbian car which is a beauty because they changed the model of it. The front looks like a jaguar now.

Fuck your self you dubass croatian

by Cool Guy May 16, 2003

lanmo

Very rude insult for your friends!

don't call him a lanmo!

by Cool guy July 22, 2004

scrapple

delicious breakfast meat, usually pork, made up of ground pig parts

MMMMM that scrapple is scrumtralescent!

by cool guy August 13, 2003

prostitute

Someone who has sex for money/jewellery, gold etc..

by Cool Guy June 26, 2003

Seinfeldian

You know you are a Seinfeldian if you argue over the top of a muffin, which marsmallow is bigger or something stupid like that.

by Cool Guy July 18, 2003