bragriculture

The culture of bragging about oneself and extreme narcissism. A breed of people who lack humility, accept no blame or accountability, and believe themselves to be the greatest example of a human being. Bragriculture has been made popular by modern rap music, Instagram, LinkedIn, and every mononymous person including but not restricted to: Trump, Kanye, Bono, will.i.am, and Yanni.

Examples of Bragriculture:
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things." - Trump
"I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh." - Kanye
"I'm the Imelda Marcos of sunglasses." - Bono
"Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns." - will.i.am
"My name Laurel." - Yanni

bragriculture by funnybrandony69 October 5, 2018

bragriculture

bragriculture (noun): excessive devotion to sustainability and fair labor practices in farming with very loud advertising of this to offset ridiculous prices

"Intelligenstia is some great coffee"

"Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."

bragriculture by Content-ment411 May 18, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016