Conrad's definitions
A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.
"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"
by Conrad January 15, 2005
Get the Girth Spurtmug. what is going on wit your 'homie' or 'blood' wen u see them for the 1st time after a period of time when you havent seen them
by conrad March 16, 2004
Get the crackalatinmug. by Conrad June 19, 2003
Get the bidmug. A person who will jump into any car he can get his ass into, regardless of whos driving and where they are going
by Conrad March 27, 2003
Get the Car Slutmug.
Get the illsmug. 
