26 definitions by Conrad
by Conrad June 19, 2003
We raise de wheat,
Dey gib us de corn;
We bake de bread,
Dey gib us de crust;
We sif de meal,
Dey gib us de huss;
We peel de meat,
Dey gib us de skin;
And dat's de way
Dey take us in;
We skim de pot,
Dey gib us de liquor
And say dat's good enough for nigger.
Dey gib us de corn;
We bake de bread,
Dey gib us de crust;
We sif de meal,
Dey gib us de huss;
We peel de meat,
Dey gib us de skin;
And dat's de way
Dey take us in;
We skim de pot,
Dey gib us de liquor
And say dat's good enough for nigger.
by Conrad May 12, 2004
A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.
"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"
by Conrad January 15, 2005
by Conrad June 19, 2003
1. Holy shit! Not another crab infestation of my bush!
2. President Bush is Halliburton's ass muppet.
2. President Bush is Halliburton's ass muppet.
by Conrad July 27, 2004
MD 20/20, also knows as Mad Dog 20/20 or just Mad Dog, is a cheap wine that comes in several delicious flavors. It can be had for under three dollars and is widely available. Taste is a matter of personal preference, however many drinkers enjoy it.
by Conrad January 28, 2005

