Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen.

Antman: How did it go with John last night?

Nikita: Horrible, I nearly drown, he gave me a Bogo Blast.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Pedo Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Dragracer

Australian slang for creep and or pedo

Judd: How was your date with Brad?

Lacey May: Horrible ! He was such a Dragracer

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Antphobic

When you are fearful of having sex with someone because their breasts are so big that you are genuinely concerned you could suffocate under them.

Luke SYA: How was last night with Meatball?
Antman: Turned her down, was genuinely concerned about the size of her knockers.

Luke SYA: I didn’t know you were Antphobic.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022