Antphobic

When you are fearful of having sex with someone because their breasts are so big that you are genuinely concerned you could suffocate under them.

Luke SYA: How was last night with Meatball?
Antman: Turned her down, was genuinely concerned about the size of her knockers.

Luke SYA: I didn’t know you were Antphobic.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Dragracer

Australian slang for creep and or pedo

Judd: How was your date with Brad?

Lacey May: Horrible ! He was such a Dragracer

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen.

Antman: How did it go with John last night?

Nikita: Horrible, I nearly drown, he gave me a Bogo Blast.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen the next time you do

Nicholas Wig: I’m going strong in no nut November, I’m feeling good.
Tony Horse: Good on you mate, I tapped out on day two.

Nicholas Wig: Yeah I’m gonna Bogo Blast once this is over, it’s gonna be a mess.

by Connormacdaddy November 18, 2022

Wigout

To freak the fuck out.

Anthony Horse: That ket was so strong, I am starting to wigout.
Macca Creep: If you wigout I will wigout, hold it together Antman.

Anthony Horse: Brain cell.

by Connormacdaddy October 12, 2022

Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.

Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021