Connormacdaddy's definitions

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen.

Antman: How did it go with John last night?

Nikita: Horrible, I nearly drown, he gave me a Bogo Blast.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen the next time you do

Nicholas Wig: I’m going strong in no nut November, I’m feeling good.
Tony Horse: Good on you mate, I tapped out on day two.

Nicholas Wig: Yeah I’m gonna Bogo Blast once this is over, it’s gonna be a mess.

by Connormacdaddy November 18, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you rub your leg against a girl leg in the hope of getting a blow job.

Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?

Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.

Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021