A chelsey hass.... one who is defined as a person who spits when they talk, or just tries way to hard to be cool, and has a swagger of a nerd.
by WaNnA--bE January 24, 2011
When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022