Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Comrade Running Bear

Forrest-Gump

Travel around, typically afoot, for no particular reason.

The gerund of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumping. The past and present participle is Forrest-Gumped. The past tense of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumped.

Forrest-Gump by Comrade Running Bear April 14, 2021

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The worst display of thottery

The act of a girl flirting with another man in front of the one she just broke up with

Emma Pfantz just committed the worst display of thottery the other day.

The worst display of thottery by Comrade Running Bear June 23, 2019

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Ty Cobb

An American Major League Baseball (MLB) outfielder, born in rural Narrows, Georgia, with the highest batting average, who, unfortunately, has been slandered as a racist murderer, who would sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players by fake author, who was actually prohibited from ever writing again because of his false claims about Ty Cobb, Al Stump. Those accusations couldn't be further from the truth.

Ty Cobb was the exact opposite of what brainwashed non-researching people call him, Ty Cobb was not a racist murderer, in fact, he constantly advocated the integration of black and white baseball teams and when he died many black people praised him for that. He never stabbed a waited for being black, it was a white guy, a hotel night guard, and he didn't stab him he just scuffled with him. Al Stump was a journalist who didn't like him and made these things up and printed them as facts. He also didn't sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players.

Ty Cobb by Comrade Running Bear January 3, 2019