Colonel Turdburglar's definitions

balls across the nose

Totally freaking awesome.

"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 12, 2005

funhole

A woman's cooter, punani, or twat.

"I poked her funhole until she came so hard she crapped herself."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

buttfungus

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.

"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

buttsauce

Anal discharge, also see ass juice. Sometimes caused by buttfungus.

"I'm not gay or anything, but I find that the musky scent of a fat man's buttsauce makes me get a full-on chubby."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

dumpload

A large amount, such as crapload or shitload.

"Wallenbob has a dumpload of pictures of large dongers on his computer."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

clam digger

A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including prostitutes, tunabitches, Paris Hilton, and other pickle ticklers.

"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a vom bomb. Damn!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005