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Colonel Turdburglar's definitions

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.
"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."
by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005
mugGet the fudge smudgemug.

funhole

A woman's cooter, punani, or twat.
"I poked her funhole until she came so hard she crapped herself."
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
mugGet the funholemug.

dumpload

A large amount, such as crapload or shitload.
"Wallenbob has a dumpload of pictures of large dongers on his computer."
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
mugGet the dumploadmug.

fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.
"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"
by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005
mugGet the fingerfuckmug.

beaver

A woman's stinkhole, kunt, or cooter. Sometimes smells like Mexican fast food, or even tunafish.
"Smells like Seven Layers....that beaver eats Taco Bell!" - Les Claypool
by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005
mugGet the beavermug.

buttfungus

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.
"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
mugGet the buttfungusmug.

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