by Colonel Turdburglar July 22, 2005
by Colonel Turdburglar July 22, 2005
A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including prostitutes, tunabitches, Paris Hilton, and other pickle ticklers.
"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a vom bomb. Damn!"
by Colonel Turdburglar July 22, 2005
The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.
by Colonel Turdburglar August 25, 2005
by Colonel Turdburglar July 21, 2005
"I'm not gay or anything, but I find that the musky scent of a fat man's buttsauce makes me get a full-on chubby."
by Colonel Turdburglar July 22, 2005
A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."
Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!
by Colonel Turdburglar September 12, 2005