Colonel Turdburglar's definitions
The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.
"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."
by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.
by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

by Colonel Turdburglar August 12, 2005

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
