Colin's definitions

Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 11, 2004

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

Religious ignorance

Someone who only has knowledge of their own religion (usually a form of Christianity) rather than the major ones: Islam, Jewism, Hinduism, Confucianism, Buddhism. Also: someone who has their eyes blinded to truth by religious ignorance (ie: dinosaurs could not have existed - they are not in the Bible)

Religious ignorance usually is concentrated in churches - how ironic.

by Colin October 10, 2003

roolz

Synonym for rules, though with a more rooling spirit. Best used in text messages.

d00d. that shit roolz.

by Colin January 6, 2005

Pot

a slang word for marijuana, usually smoked in a pipe or as a cigarette

Man made beer god mad pot... who do you trust?

by Colin October 5, 2003

T-loc

Someone who grew up in Tucson, Arizona

Your a t-loc what is there to do in t-town?

by Colin August 19, 2004