Colin's definitions

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

Dilge

A bridge, usually between two eyebrows forming a unibrow.

Wow, Brian, that is a huge dilge!

by Colin April 5, 2006

Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

ringroad

Ringroad. A word synonymous with many things. Concrete. Congestion. Confusion. Coventry. Many wretched souls have been lost on Coventry's ringroad...

Ringroad are four alcohol-fuelled fops who are breaking down the barriers of popular culture with their avant-garde views and radical, brilliant and catchy ideas. Or at least they will do, once they escape the sticky paws of Coventry nightlife.

who are that great band ringroad?? they are simply amazing. visit their website at www.ringroad.tk!

by colin April 12, 2005

C. Jay

A mythical warrior known to all the villagers because he runs real fast and saves the day. Friended to Colin, the beast-boy.

C. Jay saved the village people.

by Colin April 18, 2005

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004