off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 11, 2004

broke

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

by colin January 01, 2004

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 08, 2005

scrotumhagen

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen

Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!

by Colin April 12, 2005

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 27, 2004

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 23, 2004

shakespeare style

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.

Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.

by Colin March 15, 2005