Definitions by Colin
Weirded Out
Weirded Out by Colin October 19, 2004
2 hand choke hold
For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.
2 hand choke hold by Colin October 9, 2004
Poison Dwarf
A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.
When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.
Poison Dwarf by Colin October 5, 2004
chemical productions
chemical productions by Colin September 28, 2004
TOJEJ
an individual who wears a blazer jacket that does not match any other clothes that they are wearing.
Gayish
In Middle School "You are gayish"