Colin's definitions

vr4

Also known as a pissed off Mercury Tracer, these turbo awd tanks are well known in the columbian underground as drug transport mobiles. Their power helps to ensure smooth getaways from trailing DEA agents, while their quadraphile owners enjoy the plush leather and trojan shift boot equipped interiors.

"Yo homes, what the ezekiel was that saloon?!? I think it was a pissed off Mercury Tracer."

"Damn my ninja, don't you know that was a V R Fo?"

by colin February 13, 2005

Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

alpha sigma tau

AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive

random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid

by colin February 26, 2005

shizay

another word for shizzle originated in southern america it can mean you're praising something or simply conquering with your fellow homeboy

thats the shizay! or shizay my nizay

by colin March 5, 2005

Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland

"That guy is a serious chufter"

by Colin July 1, 2004

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

Ino

The fattest girl you can ever think of in your life.

"Damn, that Ino is so huge, she needs her own aquarium."

by Colin October 5, 2004