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by Colin October 19, 2004
Get the Dopest mug.For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.
by Colin October 9, 2004
Get the 2 hand choke hold mug.A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.
When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.
by Colin October 5, 2004
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Get the chemical productions mug.an individual who wears a blazer jacket that does not match any other clothes that they are wearing.
by Colin September 27, 2004
Get the TOJEJ mug.In Middle School "You are gayish"
by Colin September 6, 2004
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