Colin's definitions

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005

broke

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

by colin January 1, 2004

sasi backup

1) An ethnic friend, generally female, who stands behind you and sasses your detractors whenever they are encoutnered.

2) Something generally heard over the loudspeakers at chatham high school. Nobody really knows what it means, but your life is never the same once you've heard it.

The sasi backup will begin in 5 minutes.

Oh yeah, that girl was getting all up in my face, but my sasi backup, Laura the Fexican, out sassed her hoe ass.

by Colin March 26, 2005

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

WARDY

a individual that is high in rank. Has all the respect of his/her fellow people.

"Yo wardy got his head check and don't need to earn respect"

by colin November 18, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

Usually Christians - like to shove religion down other's throats - usually anti-choice. See Holier-Than-Thou.

Oh shit! Here come a bunch o' fundamentalists! Hide the contaceptives!

by Colin October 10, 2003

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004