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1. Burger King, a fast food restaurant chain.

2. Blood killer, aka crip, in reference to the two gang's rivalry

3. Bad kid, an insulting term for an unskilled player in video games, especially Halo. Similar to noob
1. Lets go eat at the BK

2. I'm Bk all day

3. Stupid Bks were dragging our team down.
by Colder August 23, 2011
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To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
by Colder April 17, 2011
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Euphemism for bisexual.

A term that implies a person is not quite heterosexual, but not quite bisexual. In reality, however, a "bicurious" person is really just a closet bisexual who won't admit it. We don't have homocurious or heterocurious, so why bicurious?
Friend: I'm not bisexual, I'm bicurious. I don't have sex with men, I'm just attracted to some of them.

Me: Oh yeah? So if I was attracted to women, but didn't have sex with them, what would that make me? Heterocurious?

Face it, bicurious is just a buzzword.
by Colder November 14, 2011
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Our first REAL black president, unlike that poser Obama. Born into poverty in the deep south (Arkansas), had an affair with a fat white woman (Monica Lewinsky), played jazz music (saxophone), and loved him his KFC and McDonalds.
During his campaign, Bill Clinton received much support from the African-American communities, for obvious reasons.
by Colder September 18, 2011
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A game based on DotA, developed by Riot Games. After its release, it became very popular (being a free game helped at that), and has earned a place in MLG and other eSports.

Correcting the other definitions, Riot Games did not make the original DotA in Warcraft III, they just modded the DotA map that was created by Eul.
Tim: Wanna play League of Legends?

Bob: You mean that Dota ripoff? No thank you

Tim: Its not a ripoff, LoL is much better gameplay-wise

Bob: I guess I'll try it

Soon after his first game, Bob becomes a dedicated League of Legends player.
by Colder October 23, 2011
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LifesAGlitchTV (or LagTV for short), is a Starcraft II Youtube channel that broadcasts When Cheese Fails, a series of game replays featuring cheesers, people who try to quickly win a game with an unconventional strategy.

Hosted by NovaWar and MaximusBlack (aka Adam and Jeff) from Canuckville, Canada, who are well-known for their catchphrases like "Shit the bed", "Sour about life", and "Bob the Zealot".
Did you see LifesAGlitchTV's new episode?

Yeah, it was hilarious, and I don't even play Starcraft!
by Colder July 28, 2011
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A very entertaining duo of Starcraft shoutcasters, Maximusblack and Novawar. Unlike other casters who only do pro games, these two Canucks do commentary on games all across the ladder, allowing us all to laugh while noobs "shit the bed".

Plus, they cast When Cheese Fails, featuring the strangest, most cheesy strategies players have come up with.
If you are new at Starcraft, check out LifesaglitchTV on Youtube. You can learn a lot from other's mistakes, having a good laugh while you're at it.
by Colder September 21, 2011
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