IGN

A video game review site, characterized by biased, poorly written reviews. Worships any new Call of Duty game that comes out, and gives games they don't like (RTS games, adventure games without guns and shooting, any game exclusively for PC or PS3) bad ratings just as an attempt to please their dark overlords, Microsoft, EA, and Activision.

Plus, it is owned by News Corporation (Does FOX News and Rupert Murdoch ring a bell?)
IGN is to the video game industry what the RIAA is to the music industry.
by Colder October 24, 2011
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SMS

An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.
Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?
by Colder September 29, 2011
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Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
by Colder April 17, 2011
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STFB

Storm the Fucking Base. A mod for the game Minecraft where you form a clan with your friends, build a fortress, and then spar with other clans for land, resources, and glory. Designed and hosted by RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology).
I'm going on the STFB server tonight, are you?

Hell yeah!
by Colder November 20, 2011
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Oceania

1. A region in the Southeast Pacific Ocean, including Australia, Polynesia, Micronesia, and New Zealand

2. A fictional superpower in Nineteen Eighty-four that controls the Anglosphere, Latin America, and South Africa. Ruled by the authoritarian doctrine of Ingsoc, or English socialism.
1. I live in Oceania

2. Oceania's official language is Newspeak
by Colder June 03, 2011
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League of Legends

A game based on DotA, developed by Riot Games. After its release, it became very popular (being a free game helped at that), and has earned a place in MLG and other eSports.

Correcting the other definitions, Riot Games did not make the original DotA in Warcraft III, they just modded the DotA map that was created by Eul.
Tim: Wanna play League of Legends?

Bob: You mean that Dota ripoff? No thank you

Tim: Its not a ripoff, LoL is much better gameplay-wise

Bob: I guess I'll try it

Soon after his first game, Bob becomes a dedicated League of Legends player.
by Colder October 23, 2011
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CP

Can stand for many things, including:

1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)

2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)

3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)

4. Club Penguin
1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!

2. Example above^

3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman

4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.
by Colder August 30, 2011
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