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SMS

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An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.
Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?
by Colder September 29, 2011
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FP

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An abbreviation of First Poster. The person who began a thread on a forum or image board.
I think the FP on this thread is just trolling us.
by Colder September 27, 2011
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LifesAGlitchTV

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A very entertaining duo of Starcraft shoutcasters, Maximusblack and Novawar. Unlike other casters who only do pro games, these two Canucks do commentary on games all across the ladder, allowing us all to laugh while noobs "shit the bed".

Plus, they cast When Cheese Fails, featuring the strangest, most cheesy strategies players have come up with.
If you are new at Starcraft, check out LifesaglitchTV on Youtube. You can learn a lot from other's mistakes, having a good laugh while you're at it.
by Colder September 21, 2011
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Bill Clinton

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Our first REAL black president, unlike that poser Obama. Born into poverty in the deep south (Arkansas), had an affair with a fat white woman (Monica Lewinsky), played jazz music (saxophone), and loved him his KFC and McDonalds.
During his campaign, Bill Clinton received much support from the African-American communities, for obvious reasons.
by Colder September 19, 2011
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Macro

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The ability in RTS games to constantly produce units, keep a strong economy going, and build up a base. The opposite of micro, which involves controlling individual units.

In other words, keeping your money down (always spending it on units), your income up (by building workers to collect resources), and your army larger than your opponent's.
Zerg (from Starcraft) is a macro-intensive race, because of its ability to build units and expand easily.
by Colder September 19, 2011
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Terraria

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A game that's similar to Minecraft, but with worse graphics, 2D gameplay (yes, 2D still exists in the 21st century, though it shoudn't), and overall bad design. Not a very interesting game, but can get very addicting.
Other guy: Cmon, let's play some Terraria

Me: Why, so I can play Minecraft with less features and dimensions? No thank you.
by Colder September 19, 2011
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Encyclopediadramatica.ch

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The new domain name for the internet humor site Encyclopedia Dramatica, as its old domain name has been taken over by some crappy website called OhInternet.
Jim: Hey, why can't i get on Encyclopedia Dramatica? It keeps redirecting me to this gay page called Ohinternet.

Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.

Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.

(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)
by Colder September 17, 2011
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