Definitions by Col. Dr.

Awning

Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

Awning by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Hydrant 

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

Hydrant by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Nun 

Sarcastic term for a promiscuous woman or a prostitute.

Becky's such a dirty nun.

Nun by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

My Jew 

Familiar term of greeting between g-unit people of the Hebrew faith, mimicking blacks who call each other my nigga.

Hey, my Jew, whazzup wit yo Hebrew grammar lessons?

My Jew by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewbonics 

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

Jewbonics by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Sizzle

To ejaculate inside one's sex partner.

1. My girlfriend always closes her eyes when I sizzle.
2. My girlfriend always screams when I sizzle.
3. That fucker tried to sizzle my ass!

Sizzle by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Steak 

Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

I'd love to pound that steak.

Steak by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006