55 definition by Col. Dr.

I grew two pounds of marilucci to last me over the winter.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.

Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.

Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

A woman's genitals. Exchanged for the slang pussy.

She's got a sweet little mouse on her.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

Extra goodness, usually to complement the slang money.

That girl's ass is money with change.

by Col. Dr. April 25, 2006