Cody5050's definitions

Stalking

264 (1) No person shall, without lawful authority and knowing that another person is harassed or recklessly as to whether the other person is harassed, engage in conduct referred to in subsection (2) that causes that other person reasonably, in all the circumstances, to fear for their safety or the safety of anyone

Wendy maki is stalking me

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

Full auto

A converted airsoft m1911 that fires .22 full auto

A baby machine gun Capone used.

A switch on a assault weapon.

"I'm going to drain this stupid pool" Mike lawry-from bad boys *shoots Marcus's pool with Glock 18 after setting full auto*

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

Machete

A syringe injection kit

Quick get the machete there's no complaint in Homewood health center we love working

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

pistol carbine

not to be confused with the full auto. Two handed pistol, usually with a knife.

its a micro carbine, it compares with submachine gubs but semi automatic only.
frequently used by security guards according to a anonymous souce.

did you see the fireball when that security guard got hit in the ankle, i can sorta see now why he wanted a pistol carbine punch knife with only 15 shots.

by Cody5050 November 17, 2020

Pellet gun

Magazine fed knife for millenials

I threw my pellet gun in my bag and took it for a walk

by Cody5050 November 13, 2020

Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request

I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery

by Cody5050 August 10, 2022

Up the ass

When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults

I don't want it up the ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022