shiny things like pink handcuffs, diamond lighter folding knives, camoflage leashes, abrasive jewellery andsemiprecious and precious rings, etcetera.
where are my bong accessories! i put them over there, they moved.
Buy a
bong accessories
mug!
what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath
theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.
Buy a
cough shots fired
mug!
kaelen grangers bong.
did you hear that coughing nextdoor i think he puked, it must be mjhook.
149mph or 240kmh the minimum your car should go if your black, in canada thats aproxamately 149 miles a hour or 240kmh to stay alive, in a pursuit.
guy 1: yo i just got a 1996 dodge caravan for $20 bucks cuz some kid puked in it.
guy 2: yeah but that thing doesnt even do the speed limit
guy 1: yeah i think ill scrap it or donate it.
slender warrior
wheres kaelen
gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents
im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.
