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florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.
Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.
by Clinker May 24, 2008
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beach bumpkin

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.
by Clinker March 15, 2008
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by Clinker May 27, 2008
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video games

In the 80s and 90s, video games were about fun and entertainment, but they have now become a nerd version of politics.
video games

Heres a joke:

Q: What do politicians and fanboys have in common?

A: They both can win, but still be retarded.
by Clinker January 30, 2008
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a flock of seagulls

Birds that fly around the ocean screaming "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
a flock of seagulls: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
by Clinker May 12, 2008
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meat

Its part of an animal that is eaten by other animals. Humans are animals so we eat meat. If you are a vegan or a pussy PETA supporter, then don't eat meat, and shut the fuck up. If you don't shut up and bother us, we will either kick your meatless ass, or spit the meat right in your face!
Meat is good for you!
by Clinker December 26, 2007
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big bird

I was so pissed at this man so I gave him the big bird.
by Clinker March 7, 2008
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