Clinker's definitions

meat

Its part of an animal that is eaten by other animals. Humans are animals so we eat meat. If you are a vegan or a pussy PETA supporter, then don't eat meat, and shut the fuck up. If you don't shut up and bother us, we will either kick your meatless ass, or spit the meat right in your face!

Meat is good for you!

by Clinker December 26, 2007

semen

A mispelling of seven.

Its seVen, not seMen!

by Clinker November 7, 2007

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008

video games

In the 80s and 90s, video games were about fun and entertainment, but they have now become a nerd version of politics.

video games

Heres a joke:

Q: What do politicians and fanboys have in common?

A: They both can win, but still be retarded.

by Clinker January 30, 2008

California

The state with thte best mexican food outside of Mexico.

Lets go to California and get some good burritos.

by Clinker June 2, 2008

cold weather

Something people bitch about.

Pussy bitches complain about cold weather.

by Clinker January 15, 2008

youngstown

The city that the Browns drive through after losing to the Steelers.

While I was in Youngstown, I saw the Browns heading back to Cleveland leaving tears.

by Clinker January 30, 2008