Clinker's definitions

youngstown

The city that the Browns drive through after losing to the Steelers.

While I was in Youngstown, I saw the Browns heading back to Cleveland leaving tears.

by Clinker January 30, 2008

beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008

wal-mart

A store that everyone hates, yet they shop there anyways. See also McDonalds.

Admit it, you shop at Wal-mart too!

by Clinker April 26, 2008

meat

Its part of an animal that is eaten by other animals. Humans are animals so we eat meat. If you are a vegan or a pussy PETA supporter, then don't eat meat, and shut the fuck up. If you don't shut up and bother us, we will either kick your meatless ass, or spit the meat right in your face!

Meat is good for you!

by Clinker December 26, 2007

dothan

A town in Alabama where over 90% of the places there are restaurants, the restaurants are freaking good though!

Dothan's motto: Come hungry, leave happy

by Clinker January 15, 2008

orlando

The wisconsin dells of the south.

Orlando is the Wisconsin Dells of the South.

by Clinker January 30, 2008