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beach bumpkin

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.
by Clinker March 15, 2008
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florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.
Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.
by Clinker May 24, 2008
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dothan

A town in Alabama where over 90% of the places there are restaurants, the restaurants are freaking good though!
Dothan's motto: Come hungry, leave happy
by Clinker January 15, 2008
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meat

Its part of an animal that is eaten by other animals. Humans are animals so we eat meat. If you are a vegan or a pussy PETA supporter, then don't eat meat, and shut the fuck up. If you don't shut up and bother us, we will either kick your meatless ass, or spit the meat right in your face!
Meat is good for you!
by Clinker December 26, 2007
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semen

Its seVen, not seMen!
by Clinker November 7, 2007
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big bird

I was so pissed at this man so I gave him the big bird.
by Clinker March 7, 2008
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dixiephile

A person in the Northern or Western United States that obsesses over Southern US culture.
Heres some qualities of a Dixiephile:
1) Someone pretends to talk with a Southern accent.
2) Only listens to music made in the South.
3) Usually eats alot of things considered to be southern food like fried chicken.
4) If someone bashes the South, then the dixiephile is offened him/herself.
by Clinker June 23, 2008
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