Definitions by Cliff Whitty
perseus
Professor: Cliff, why haven't you been to class for the past month?
Cliff: Sorry, Perseus hasn't been running straight, how do I get my translations?
Professor: Fair enough.
Cliff: Sorry, Perseus hasn't been running straight, how do I get my translations?
Professor: Fair enough.
perseus by Cliff Whitty April 23, 2007
vatican
Current city-state wherein resides the body of the Holy See.
The last true democratic monarchy in the world.
The only place in the world which has ATM machines that use Latin.
99.9 per-cent Catholic population.
Referring to the Roman hill on which the city-state is located.
A utopia, although per capita it has the highest crime rate (someone stole something from the gift store once, the next day someone mixed plastics and glass in the recycling)
The last true democratic monarchy in the world.
The only place in the world which has ATM machines that use Latin.
99.9 per-cent Catholic population.
Referring to the Roman hill on which the city-state is located.
A utopia, although per capita it has the highest crime rate (someone stole something from the gift store once, the next day someone mixed plastics and glass in the recycling)
vatican by Cliff Whitty September 6, 2006
university of florida
A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.
I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.
university of florida by Cliff Whitty September 2, 2006
Atheist
One of these applies to you:
1. You are an atheist looking to further your atheism (and you are offended by theism), thus you looked up atheism.
2. You are a theist, therefore you looking to further your theism (and you are offended by atheism), thus you looked up atheism
1. You are an atheist looking to further your atheism (and you are offended by theism), thus you looked up atheism.
2. You are a theist, therefore you looking to further your theism (and you are offended by atheism), thus you looked up atheism
John is an atheist therefor he wants to learn more about it.
Jack is a theist therefor he wants to learn more about atheism.
Moral of story...learn stuff.
Jack is a theist therefor he wants to learn more about atheism.
Moral of story...learn stuff.
Atheist by Cliff Whitty August 21, 2006
vegan
a. Someone who anthropomorphizes animals and endows with with human rights.
b. Someone who is self righteous
c. Someone who looks terribly emmaciated, most likely because of malnutrition, but also because of stressing out about animals being eaten and from protesting against carnivorism. These protests are typically caused by the psychological need for attention and/or as a form of rebellion against society.
b. Someone who is self righteous
c. Someone who looks terribly emmaciated, most likely because of malnutrition, but also because of stressing out about animals being eaten and from protesting against carnivorism. These protests are typically caused by the psychological need for attention and/or as a form of rebellion against society.
a. "That cow has the same rights as you or me...."
b. "Um....did you know that the chicken in that sandwich you're eating was stuffed in a cramped cage and not allowed to move? You need to become vegan, or at least vegetarian"
c. "PETA!!!!! ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!....hang on I have to sit down for a second I think my leg snapped"
b. "Um....did you know that the chicken in that sandwich you're eating was stuffed in a cramped cage and not allowed to move? You need to become vegan, or at least vegetarian"
c. "PETA!!!!! ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!....hang on I have to sit down for a second I think my leg snapped"
vegan by Cliff Whitty July 31, 2006
cafeteria catholic
A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.
John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.
cafeteria catholic by Cliff Whitty July 9, 2006