Cliff's definitions

McCallie School

Place where one can find his inner heterosexuality with countless moments of homoerotic behavior. Home of Ted Turner, the Dell Guy, and Cleveland Latham.

Every book in the McCallie School Library has at least one page with a penis drawn on it.

by Cliff February 3, 2004

DSM

Q: What do you get when you combine the lowest quality American carmaker (Chrysler/Mopar) with the lowest quality Japanese carmaker (Mitsubishi)? A: An over-styled, unreliable, fast-depreciating sled. Diamond Star Motors is no more. Maybe Mercedes can help Chrysler actually improve the function of their cars instead of just the garish styling.

Isn't it strange that I know at least 7 girls I went to high school with drove Mitsubishi Eclipses, but none of them lasted 100K miles? Oh, well. Some Japanese decals will add at least 150hp. Try that with a Chevy!

by Cliff September 11, 2004

shitballs

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright

As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".

by cliff December 6, 2002