hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 07, 2005

stamps

acid on papper

you know where i can get some stamps?

by Cliff February 27, 2004

psychic skidmarks

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.

Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.

by Cliff November 12, 2003

McCallie School

Place where one can find his inner heterosexuality with countless moments of homoerotic behavior. Home of Ted Turner, the Dell Guy, and Cleveland Latham.

Every book in the McCallie School Library has at least one page with a penis drawn on it.

by Cliff February 03, 2004

buckwheat

Shooting someone up their asshole to prolong their suffering. From the movie Things to do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'd rather be shot in the head than get buckwheated.

by Cliff August 29, 2004

Bruce Lee

The greatest of all times.
He found a way to portray martial arts differently, aside from just the fighting. From him, I have learned a lot, and these things I can use in my life, not just in fighting

In Enter the Dragon
Lee teaches a student how to kick with the feel of the energy within him.

by Cliff February 09, 2004

DSM

Q: What do you get when you combine the lowest quality American carmaker (Chrysler/Mopar) with the lowest quality Japanese carmaker (Mitsubishi)? A: An over-styled, unreliable, fast-depreciating sled. Diamond Star Motors is no more. Maybe Mercedes can help Chrysler actually improve the function of their cars instead of just the garish styling.

Isn't it strange that I know at least 7 girls I went to high school with drove Mitsubishi Eclipses, but none of them lasted 100K miles? Oh, well. Some Japanese decals will add at least 150hp. Try that with a Chevy!

by Cliff September 11, 2004