Definitions by Cliff

the boat 

B.O.A.T. = Best Of All Time

Pachules is the B.O.A.T.

the boat by cliff January 1, 2005

phibes

someone or something that always ends up defeated by a whm.

White Mage over Phibes

phibes by Cliff December 16, 2004

Grundle 

The fold between a womans ass and her thigh

I pooned those grundles last night.

Grundle by Cliff December 3, 2004

DSM 

Q: What do you get when you combine the lowest quality American carmaker (Chrysler/Mopar) with the lowest quality Japanese carmaker (Mitsubishi)? A: An over-styled, unreliable, fast-depreciating sled. Diamond Star Motors is no more. Maybe Mercedes can help Chrysler actually improve the function of their cars instead of just the garish styling.

Isn't it strange that I know at least 7 girls I went to high school with drove Mitsubishi Eclipses, but none of them lasted 100K miles? Oh, well. Some Japanese decals will add at least 150hp. Try that with a Chevy!

DSM by Cliff September 11, 2004

buckwheat

Shooting someone up their asshole to prolong their suffering. From the movie Things to do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'd rather be shot in the head than get buckwheated.

buckwheat by Cliff August 29, 2004

Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

Unscrew by CLiFF June 3, 2004

new 

A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.

Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.

new by Cliff March 31, 2004