Ck's definitions

mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 3, 2009

fellatio

From the great Chris Rock:
What married men get compared to single men.

Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.

by CK January 26, 2005

Brackin

only bloods use it.. its like crackin but brackin get it?

Hey my brotha wats Brackin?

by CK April 21, 2003

yous guys

A typical Wisconsin/Upper Michigan redneck phrase, meaning "you guys".

Yous guys want to come with to the store?

by CK February 20, 2004

Bitch Posse Wannabe Clan

Originally a group of five females of Dutch origin, known for a prudish, 'all your base are belong to us' attitude. However, they mercilessly follow any and all trends they deem to be 'cool' and will do anything to be 'popular'. Their attitude belies an extremely slutty character, making them look even sadder when the truth does break the surface. They are the sworn mortal enemies of the Streetwise Crew. Members of the Clan are often referred to as 'Bitches' (emphasis on the capital letter).
In daily usage, 'bitch posse wannabe clan' can be used to denote any group of individuals who share personality traits with the original BPWC.

CK: "Yo, Smokey, how's the BPWC diss comin'?"
Smokey: "Almost finished... those Bitches won't know what hit 'em when this shit hits the market"

by CK November 2, 2004

Cole

Shit goalie, can't save shit

Cole is your neck burnt from the goal light.

by CK March 25, 2016

rag

An object that is used for cKleaning. A term cKlueless wankstaz use to distinguish their flags.

You lil wanksta, cKallin ya flag a rag? You lookin to get dropped. B's up C's down; 5 poppin, 6 droppin; 5 flaggin, 6 draggin.

by CK October 4, 2004