mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 04, 2009
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faggoth

faggot + goth

gay goth kid. probably likes reading queer books about conspiracies and vampires and having secks with men. one of the highest degrees of being a skwayer
person one-hey look at edgar over there

person two- no he's part of the "dark" side or whatever. he wants to be called andariel, darkness lord of the almighty, grand panel of the sages of elm street werewolverines.

person one- wow what a faggoth
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tail feather

an ass sticking out!
shake ya tail feather!!!
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chunch

Pussy, Vagina, Twat, Box, Cunt
I want some chunch!
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Cole

Cole is your neck burnt from the goal light.
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rag

An object that is used for cKleaning. A term cKlueless wankstaz use to distinguish their flags.
You lil wanksta, cKallin ya flag a rag? You lookin to get dropped. B's up C's down; 5 poppin, 6 droppin; 5 flaggin, 6 draggin.
by CK October 04, 2004
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Devon

A county in south west england
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