Definitions by Chunkmastarr

Hematurd

Extremely dense, solid and slightly shiny, as if polished, poopoo. Similar in appearance to "biological hematite" and only slightly less solid.

Man, about two hours after I finished that shake with 75 grams of protein, I birthed a legendary status hematurd. That thing'll still be there in a decade.

Hematurd by Chunkmastarr January 14, 2026

Fecal Savant

One who has the magical ability to immediately tap into the Fecodimension, an alternate plane of reality composed entirely of Feces, and use its power to control and manipulate life on Earth.

Don't steal that guy's roll of teepee, he's a Fecal Savant and you'll regret it

Fecal Savant by Chunkmastarr January 13, 2026

Fecosystem

The universal worldwide network of toilets and those who use them; dominated by apex defecators that roam the land destroying toilets.

Man I thought I was a fecosystem heavyweight from my chili, sour cream and cilantro goose burgers, but I think I'm outclassed, someone just exploded the toilet in that bathroom. Must have been an apex defecator. They scare the shit out of me. Hang on....let me check my pants.

Fecosystem by Chunkmastarr January 12, 2026

Poovalanche

A tower of poop in the toilet so dense and high that each flush cycle only removes the top layer (hence "poovalanche".

Even after multiple flushes a truly potent poovalanche will leave behind a sludgy, pugnacious remnant.

Aged cabbage gives me straight poovalanches every time.

Poovalanche by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026

Screamer

A dump so violent and satisfying you can't help but shriek when it comes out.

Every time I go to Chili's I end up doing screamers in the bathroom from the beef

Screamer by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026

Dump King Buzaki

1) The recognized galactic king of defecators.
Capable of decimating a solar system with a single dump.

2) To hammer a room so brutally with fecal output that it's permanently damaged with a stench that will never fade.

I went full Dump King Buzaki on Jake's living room that time we did too many Miralax tequila bombs

Dump King Buzaki by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026

Uzi

A high-speed series of farts strong enough to make your pants or underwear rise slightly from the pressure. Not to be confused with a hot ripper.

Man I'm dating this new girl and she's smart and hot but damn she keeps busting out the uzi after we eat Mexican.

Uzi by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026