ChuckChaser69's definitions

expendable crew member

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.

Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

B face

v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.

Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.

by ChuckChaser69 March 1, 2009

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

Crash landing

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.

by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

director's cut

The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.

by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

crotchsplitter

An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.

Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.

Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.

by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009

victrola

noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)

So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.

by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011