ChuckChaser69's definitions

B face

v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.

Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.

by ChuckChaser69 March 1, 2009

falcon in the attic

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.

Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?

by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010

victrola

noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)

So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.

by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011

unified field theory

1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates

2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades

Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.

by ChuckChaser69 August 17, 2008

in drag

Being ex-gay and married to ex-gay of the opposite sex. i.e. Pretending to be straight.

John Paulk (aka 'Candi') was in drag, poster child for 'pray the gay away', married to an ex-lesbian. Then they found him in a gay bar, and he fessed up.

by ChuckChaser69 August 11, 2011

floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012

pillarbox

Black bars on the side of a 4x3 image on a 16x9 television. Similar to letterbox.

I hate watching old TV on my Hi-Def. Columbo needs a pillarbox. Sucks.

by ChuckChaser69 July 26, 2010