ChuckChaser69's definitions

expendable crew member

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.

Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

elevator pitch

What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.

Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.

by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014

rinse repeat

an adjective describing something done continuously, derived from the final instructions on a shampoo bottle

Having an infant is a continuous cycle of the mundane. Feed, change, put to bed, entertain, rinse repeat.
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Person 1: Did you hear that the Bush administration is pushing for another surge into Iraq? And this time should be the last one.
Person 2: Sure, why not. Rinse repeat.

by ChuckChaser69 March 3, 2008

CGI candy

A movie heavily dependent on visual effects, that is only watchable because of said FX.

Sure, I enjoyed T2, but it is only CGI candy. When you see it again, and pay attention to the story, it sucks.

by ChuckChaser69 December 29, 2009

gay job

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

by ChuckChaser69 October 9, 2008

Crash landing

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.

by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.

Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.

by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010