One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008
Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.
by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2011
Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
The first of a series. (So-named due to the fact that 'Star Wars - Episode 4' was the first of the series.)
Waiter: Sir, what would you like for your Episode 4?
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)
by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2009
An expression used after a coffin-nailing slam, coined from the oft-used phrase by characters played by Marky Mark Wahlberg, and lampooned by Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live.
Person A: Your mamma's so fat, when she (blah blah blah), etc.
(Person B stares aghast, unable to speak, at the slam that was just delivered to him.)
Person A: and say hi to your mother for me
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Or, after a physical altercation, the victor spits on the loser, and proclaims with disdain: "say hi to your mother for me".
(Person B stares aghast, unable to speak, at the slam that was just delivered to him.)
Person A: and say hi to your mother for me
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Or, after a physical altercation, the victor spits on the loser, and proclaims with disdain: "say hi to your mother for me".
by ChuckChaser69 October 20, 2008
What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.
Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.
by ChuckChaser69 March 26, 2014