ChuckChaser69's definitions
What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.
Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.
by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014
Get the elevator pitchmug. An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009
Get the crotchsplittermug. 1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.
1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.
by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008
Get the passport filemug. n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).
noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.
verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
Get the hillareachmug. The month when you receive 5 weekly paychecks instead of 4. Since you are usually accounting for 4 paychecks in a month, though every three months has 13 weeks in it, you essentially receive a bonus every time you get a 5th paycheck in a month.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
Get the bonus monthmug. W: So, Dick, I went to West Hollywood to get a burger, and I saw some a them homosexumables. Some of them looked like chicks. Like hot chicks. It was scary. I found out the hard way. Ever had someone else's balls in your hand? Surprised me there. Boo-ya!
by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
Get the homosexumablemug. The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009
Get the producer's cutmug.