ChuckChaser69's definitions
What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.
Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.
by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014
Get the elevator pitchmug. typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.
Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.
by ChuckChaser69 April 18, 2010
Get the speaking in tonguesmug. Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
Get the sweet like deer meatmug. Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010
Get the HR says 'no comment'mug. (pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.
Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
by ChuckChaser69 July 25, 2011
Get the 4x3 safemug. a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008
Get the fu barmug. Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
Get the palpitationsmug.