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The first of a series. (So-named due to the fact that 'Star Wars - Episode 4' was the first of the series.)
Waiter: Sir, what would you like for your Episode 4?
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)
by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2009
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Get the jesus week mug.noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)
So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.
by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011
Get the victrola mug.The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010
Get the touch cocks mug.An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".
Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.
Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Megan: Who's Lisa?
Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Megan: Who's Lisa?
by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009
Get the You're tearing me apart, Lisa mug.when someone makes a face like they can't believe what just happened, or they can't believe you just said that
Guy to his friends: she asks me, so I tell her, yes, you do look fat in that dress. And gives me paul pierce face like you wouldn't believe.
by ChuckChaser69 November 6, 2012
Get the paul pierce face mug.Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.
Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?
by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010
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