Definitions by ChuckChaser69

nuttable 

fuckable for the masturbation crowd

Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.

nuttable by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

expendable crew member 

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.

Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.

expendable crew member by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

hillareach 

n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).

noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.

verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.

hillareach by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

older than God 

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

older than God by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

pinch hitter

Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.

Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.

pinch hitter by ChuckChaser69 May 17, 2008

Screamin' A. Smith 

Crazy ESPN sports analyst who screams everything he says.

I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.

Screamin' A. Smith by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008

Corky 

An American president in office from 2001 thru 2009, so nick-named due to his resemblance to an 80s TV character of the same name from the hit TV series "Life Goes On".

Person A: Check it out. Corky's on the TV.

Person B: I thought that series was off the air since 1993.

Person A: Not that Corky. The other one.

Corky by ChuckChaser69 May 15, 2008