Chuck D. Bones's definitions

poinky

Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.

Di's nipples became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.

by Chuck D. Bones September 11, 2009

Joy Buzzer

Noun - A small vibrator designed to stimulate a woman's clitoris or "Joy Button".

Diane twitched uncontrollably when I placed the Joy Buzzer on her Joy Button.

by Chuck D. Bones September 19, 2009

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Margarita

Only the finest drink ever invented. Best served on the rocks, blended is for sissies. My recipe is so secret sometimes I don't even know it.

Diane was so horny after three margaritas that we did the nasty in her backyard.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

tingly

To get one's naughty bits all excited: Bumpy nipples, twitchy pussy or hard-on.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her earlobes.

by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010

Joy Button

The clitoris. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her Joy Button.

by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010

sport-fucker

1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.

2. A familiar greeting between friends.

"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."

"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"

by Chuck D. Bones March 6, 2008