Chuck D. Bones's definitions

tequilo

Similar to a wino, a tequilo is a a person who drinks tequila to excess at the expense of all that is dear to him/her. Tequilos are usually homeless, penniless and foul-smelling, however some inhabit hotel bars. Tequilos are a cut above winos because they at least have the discretion to drink tequila instead of Thunderbird, even if it's cheap tequila.

Man: "Bro, gimme a dollar so I can get another bottle of Cuervo Gold."
Other Man: "Shit, Dude, you are some kind of tequilo."

by Chuck D. Bones January 7, 2014

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

tingly

To get one's naughty bits all excited: Bumpy nipples, twitchy pussy or hard-on.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her earlobes.

by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010

Joy Button

The clitoris. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her Joy Button.

by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Margarita

Only the finest drink ever invented. Best served on the rocks, blended is for sissies. My recipe is so secret sometimes I don't even know it.

Diane was so horny after three margaritas that we did the nasty in her backyard.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Joy Buzzer

Noun - A small vibrator designed to stimulate a woman's clitoris or "Joy Button".

Diane twitched uncontrollably when I placed the Joy Buzzer on her Joy Button.

by Chuck D. Bones September 19, 2009