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crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.
"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.
by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010
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sport-fucker

1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.

2. A familiar greeting between friends.
"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."

"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"
by Chuck D. Bones March 6, 2008
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Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.
James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!
by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013
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Joy Buzzer

Noun - A small vibrator designed to stimulate a woman's clitoris or "Joy Button".
Diane twitched uncontrollably when I placed the Joy Buzzer on her Joy Button.
by Chuck D. Bones September 19, 2009
mugGet the Joy Buzzermug.

tequilo

Similar to a wino, a tequilo is a a person who drinks tequila to excess at the expense of all that is dear to him/her. Tequilos are usually homeless, penniless and foul-smelling, however some inhabit hotel bars. Tequilos are a cut above winos because they at least have the discretion to drink tequila instead of Thunderbird, even if it's cheap tequila.
Man: "Bro, gimme a dollar so I can get another bottle of Cuervo Gold."
Other Man: "Shit, Dude, you are some kind of tequilo."
by Chuck D. Bones January 7, 2014
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Joy Button

The clitoris. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.
Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her Joy Button.
by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010
mugGet the Joy Buttonmug.

Bog Jew

A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog.
Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew in his kilt.
by Chuck D. Bones January 23, 2009
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