Definitions by Chuck D. Bones

tequilo

Similar to a wino, a tequilo is a a person who drinks tequila to excess at the expense of all that is dear to him/her. Tequilos are usually homeless, penniless and foul-smelling, however some inhabit hotel bars. Tequilos are a cut above winos because they at least have the discretion to drink tequila instead of Thunderbird, even if it's cheap tequila.

Man: "Bro, gimme a dollar so I can get another bottle of Cuervo Gold."
Other Man: "Shit, Dude, you are some kind of tequilo."

tequilo by Chuck D. Bones January 7, 2014

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

Sausage Taco by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

tingly 

To get one's naughty bits all excited: Bumpy nipples, twitchy pussy or hard-on.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her earlobes.

tingly by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010

Joy Button 

The clitoris. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her Joy Button.

Joy Button by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010

crap-a-louie 

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

crap-a-louie by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Margarita 

Only the finest drink ever invented. Best served on the rocks, blended is for sissies. My recipe is so secret sometimes I don't even know it.

Diane was so horny after three margaritas that we did the nasty in her backyard.

Margarita by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Joy Buzzer 

Noun - A small vibrator designed to stimulate a woman's clitoris or "Joy Button".

Diane twitched uncontrollably when I placed the Joy Buzzer on her Joy Button.

Joy Buzzer by Chuck D. Bones September 19, 2009