filled the bowl

To take the meanest,largest dump in the history of history...usually after a night of heavy drinking

Tom: Dude, how long you gonna stay in there?
Sam: Yo, I filled the bowl, brother. I shoulda never drank like that last night

by Christophe Graham July 07, 2006

taking a piss

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."

Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

by Christophe Graham July 06, 2006

Brokeback Moment

Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.

Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"

by Christophe Graham April 22, 2006

cancer of the prick

Being ineffectual in nearly everything that you do...

"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."

by Christophe Graham May 18, 2006

oxygen eater

Person who is inept at everything he or she does. To be in the same room with these people is to be stupider in every sense of the word. These "oxygen eaters" are born, eat, poop, and die, while serving no purpose at all except to eat my oxygen.

TOM: Yo, is that Stevie over there? Man o' man, is that guy
a waste of space or what?
SAM: Yeah. Stevie is a real oxygen eater all right.
Completely useless...

by Christophe Graham August 01, 2006

toilet music

Farting and the like while sitting on the toilet desperate to dump, and dump well...

Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006