Christine's definitions

Final Fantasy X-2

The first true sequel of the Final Fantasy series, Final Fantasy X-2 takes place two years after the events of Final Fantasy X. Spira has been in peace since the permanant death of Sin, but Yuna feels something is missing in her life. One day, Rikku visits Yuna in her home of Besaid with a sphere found by Kimahri. The man inside the sphere recording strangely resembles Tidus. Yuna, realizing her dreams of adventure and finding her love, sets out with Rikku to find him.

Yuna, Rikku, and Paine search for spheres in hopes of uncovering mysteries of the past and clues of Tidus' whereabouts.

by Christine February 2, 2005

mer

An expression of nonchalance and impassiveness, commonly used in situations that require less-than-sufficient answers. May be used to express a variety of emotional states, the essences of which are indicated by the tone of the speaker.

Origin: San Diego, CA, circa 2003.

After thinking of all the day's events and realizing that it's an immense task in itself to summarize everything: one simply sighs to his or her companions, "mer..."

by Christine January 29, 2005

Fuck Me Raw

As if to say "Oh, my god!"

"Fuck me raw, I'm late for school!"

by Christine January 14, 2005

Holy Shatner!

Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL

Holy Shatner! The priest just had a heart attack!

by Christine January 14, 2005

J.K. Rowling

A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)

J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.

I love Jo Rowling and her books.

by Christine December 30, 2004

skull-fucking

When you're giving a guy a head and he insists on thrusting.

Rob skull-fucked me so hard last night.

by christine December 15, 2004

Bastard Balls

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.

"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."

by Christine December 8, 2004