Christina's definitions

the hill school's chapel talks

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

by christina March 22, 2005

carroll county

Hickville wheres theres nothing to do and the schools up here suck and all you see is stupid ass animals and farms and theres no life i hate it up here

north carroll high school sucks

by christina March 20, 2005

Chit Chatting Latina

A pejorative term typically used by a non Latino boyfriend when his Latina lover complains that he is not communicative. May be converted into a postive term by a very smart boyfriend.

negative- You are lucky if I call you once a day you Chit Chatting Latina.

positive - What do you mean no more blow jobs, my sexy, lovely, Chit Chatting Latina!

by Christina March 14, 2005

cachina

slang term for vagina

Joe: That girl had a tight cachina, ya heard?

Shanequia: My cachina itches fool.

by Christina March 13, 2005

padidal

a car with one headlight

your left padidal is out

by christina March 13, 2005

Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

by Christina March 10, 2005

fo shizzle my nizzle

mean "for sure my nigga"

also used by black people so white people wont know what they r sayin but now that they know it we need 2 make new words

WORDS TAKEN BY WHITE PEOPLE:

BLING BLING
HELL YEA
BOOTYLICIOUS
GHETTO FABULOUS

person 1: "u wanna chill?"
person 2: "fo shizzle my nizzle"
person 1: "fo sho"

by Christina March 4, 2005